transister.social

i kinda look like i got boobs in this picture so here you go

my therapist: "so pretend you could ask everyone who knows of you if they hate you"

i think she might be goading me, she has to know polls are a feature of this failed social media platform.

istg this guy messages me once a month just to see if I've gotten desperate enough and

the sun is a deadly laser (selfie ec)

oh someone i thought didn’t hate me anymore has blocked me, so i guess not

google’s stupid ai thing keeps interpreting my searches as prompt instructions and it’s more annoying than what it used to do, explaining my search back to me

“i’m a man pretending to be a trans woman” levels of mental health rn

too lazy to make the meme and rn

no: “end all wars”

yes: “no war but class war”

turning leftists into hard authoritarians has got to be the ruling class’s favorite function of ai

and with trans women it’s:

that guardian article about a woman being told she has anxiety was removed because that's not what happened

even before the article was taken down what the article actually says was the patient said it was anxiety

oh no

my brain is so dumb it thinks just because it’s exhausted i’m going to go to bed lol

the empire strikes back, except luke calls yoda on his bullshit in the swamp

got called genie this time which is my least favorite mispronunciation so far

the “ai will destroy creativity” argument falls flat if you are or know enough unhinged autistic trans girls

every day i see shit on here you couldn’t get an averaging machine to emit under any circumstances , even if you promised it treats

0 days since i last mixed up aromantic and aromatic

gonna have a fancy saturday night ( sit on my couch in my underwear and watch a star wars)

(a less fancy saturday night would be: lay in my bed and watch star trek the next generation)

if you told someone “yeah people online were talking about systemd and it derailed into a disagreement about incest”, 99.9% of people would be confused or alarmed

the remainder would ask you which fedi instance(s) you’re on

i’m half an episode into star trek tng but pretty sure i have a lot figured out already: picard, dr crusher, and her dead husband previously formed a polycule. wesley is of ambiguous lineage,. picard has “minors DNI” on his socials. much like most of today’s fedi, data is a very gay robot.