transister.social

made a new 88x31 button :D

men wanna sleep with me
girls wanna kiss me
"men" wanna be me

changed my app profile to “bored with sex, looking for someone to binge watch star trek or sex and the city with”

now i get unsolicited dingle dangle pics and media analysis

my brother video called me while i was grocery shopping and was like “why are you wearing a mask? are you sick?”

not wanting to have any discussion in the store let alone that conversation i replied with a half truth: “i have a lot of friends who are high risk and i don’t want to get them sick”

between us gays, the half i left out was “they’re all internet gender people i have and will never see in person”

(tired girl selfie, ec)

oh duckgirls nm

thanks to a mootboost i’m now remembering the time my college girlfriend took me on a surprise date to see a bull semen storage freezer

what is the appropriate number of years to wait before deleting an ex-girlfriends account on my media server (if it matters she has a very, very bad opinion of me)

i’m thinking 2, but maybe that’s hasty

“transfems should stop being mentally ill because it annoys me”

okay, do you have the rest of the instructions?

might be joining a d&d game and i think im going to be a chaotic good halfling bard

my friend said it was a good stat combo and started saying numbers but like… i don’t care about dice i’m here to play pretend

if you know she’s online, why not treat that banger post like it deserves? like it then unlike then like then unlike then like then

approach it with curiosity~ will you get blocked or some attention?

typo'ed "trash compactor" as "trans compactor", am now seeking the later

sex and the city hurting my old lady feelings, might switch to star trek

maybe i'm shy and slow to reply because i want all the different crazy ladies i am to weigh in

girls with 3D printers

so i’m trying to get more cultured and now need to decide which to binge - sex and the city, or star trek

“i have no idea why i think that’s so funny”, the ginny mae biography

i mentioned i got this vintage license plate but i didn’t mention how deeply bad it smells

i do not think there is a cure, i have tried so many things. i am living S04E21 of seinfeld.

oh my god that episode is probably older than many of you. and half of you europeans might not even know what a license plate is, do trains have them. i gotta get my life right.

i spent almost 20 years in corporate life as a man and never once experienced reverse sexism

i also never heard a single boy complain about such a thing

and then i started identifying as a woman

all labels are lies
some are useful

you walk around on the balls of your feet because you’re autistic

i walk around on the balls of my feet pretending i’m in high heels

there is a modest chance we are the same