transister.social

grindr profiles are at most 255 characters and yet this one took me on a journey:

“you can call me Miku
(I always play dressed as Miku)

trans only NO CIS MEN OR WOMEN

I AM NOT TRANS
I am a guy who does COSPLAY”

chat I have no idea if this counts as a chaser

sure signal added pinned messages but still lacks support for pinning subs

asterisks arent enough

im so cool because technically all my posts are sub posts

btw I think he googled me, found this, and blocked me which is hilarious

https://transister.social/@ginny/statuses/01KENE2ZEPN2HFN2Y1P85J3271

@MossGrowsOnNormanRuins hey qq what was the first color film

so one time there was a local Seattle trans girl who seemed as lonely as I was at the time and I offered to hang out and she ghosted me while continuing to post about how she needed any companionship at all

when she left (I think just fedi) she did a call out post about all the stuck up Seattle bitches on fedi and didn’t include me in that either

so anyway I feel bad for her and hope she’s okay and also still dont have anyone to go to the aquarium with

also this is why I assume “anyone wanna” posts do not include me - I’m usually right lol

I’ve tried chattily interacting with someone on a few of her posts but she replies to everyone but me… idk but I don’t know her so whatever

but it immediately takes my brain to having several “friendships” I found out had ended only by observing this same pattern… and that hurts my feelings

the domain extension ‘.social’ implies the existence of ‘.antisocial’ but i haven’t found a registrar that has it available for registration

some of the best people, some of my favorite people in fact, are dumb bitches

a good way to identify a shitlib is almost anyone still posting “ha ha! look at this they are hypocrites!” like some sort of zing, gotcha at fascists

what do you mean, all of my nudes are autistic

my version of "get out of your media bubble and hear out both sides" is reading theory from both communists and anarchists

still working on this metaphor, but a guy cancelled our date last minute because he was tired from work and it’s like saying “oh I found a winning lottery ticket but I didn’t stop to pick it up because I was too sleepy” smh men are cursed

being absolute shit at flirting with girls is kind of my brand but it’s making my bisexuality more theory than praxis

my only move : sit there, look pretty, wait to be kissed, be a good kisser

“tell me you don’t use discord without telling me you don’t use discord”

my god it’s been enshittifying already for years and it hasn’t been subtle lol

https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@djlink/115853362345935863

cw (consensual words)

Seriously every other American trans woman who seems cognizant of things is way ahead of me escaping