transister.social

My kid asked me why I keep sending her pictures of spherical creatures

RE: https://mastodon.social/@agitprop_n_absurdity/115755194451380607

I usually only order food delivery maybe once a month when I’m microdosing an emotional breakdown, but Seattle city forces companies to pay a living wage so capitalistic companies jacked up prices even more than the new fees and I’m walking to the grocery store

kicks in the front door I’m here to watch Netflix and dissociate, and I canceled my Netflix because fuck capitalism

it would be cool if i was less ugly but play with the hand you’re dealt ig (this means to get good at hand stuff right?)

so do I just like go to a bar and sit there? do I bring a book or do they have them there? should I tell the bartender my name so he gets my gin puns or is that too flirty he is at work after all

hm I don’t follow a ton of ppl so it’s been a while since I saw someone pedojacketing a trans person but yeah it still sucks

last night staying in cap hill (until I hopefully move!)

(selfie, ec)

I’m transfem I decrypted the fuck out of the message

as a pickme tgirl yall doing it wrong and I’m glad I’m not like other girls

take all the vowels out of “heart”

lol hi grace

No man is worth using Snapchat

there’s no cute cool word like transbian for us straight/bi-ish girls

having two accounts made sense kinda when my main had 800 followers but since the migration failed and I lost most of them it feels pretty silly

there is a reason for every oddly specific rule, and I just added “inform me in advance of any spiders/exotic animal collections” is one of my meetup rules

making dongle and port jokes

for maybe a year or two after starting hrt my sweat had pretty much no smell. The last couple months tho I now have a fairly strong hard-to-describe but not-masculine body odor. Idk if this is normal or even girl smell and all the cis ladies I ask to sniff so I can check keep calling the police

so anyway idk what’s up with that, how u doing

spending my saturday night a little intoxicated while thinking about collective nouns

so far while visiting family in north carolina : a random lady at Costco came up to me to say she never eats at chick fila, a nice they/them complimented my hairstyle, when my tap to pay was struggling the cashier said to my sister and i “dont worry ladies, yall take your cokes for free”, and a waitress at the olive garden gave me extra french fries

your girl out in nature today trying to hide from the day star as effectively as possible