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Have i ever disappeared on you mid chat? Stopped talking to you for a month? Fled from any environment with the potential of conflict? Left you on unread? Has your ginny gone quiet while she stared at chat for an hour trying to think of something you won’t get mad at her for saying?
You may be entitled to compensation!
After lawyer fees are deducted you are eligible for a head pat and one year of free identity theft protection.
If you can prove direct damages submit receipts and you are entitled for the Additional Compensation reward. This is estimated to be one free expired car wash coupon, but actual proceeds depend on the number of claimants (you may have to share your coupon)